Commissions

Hi there! I'm accepting story commissions, and wanted to lay out some groundwork.

Contact: not a number translations@gmail.com [Replace spaces with .]

Price: $50 USD per 1000 words + 5% surcharge.

Rewriting: Before I write the story, I'll put together a short outline, giving the major points I'll be hitting, and send that to you. You can then ask for changes and edits at that stage, for no extra charge. [For first time commissioners: At this state I will send you an invoice based what I think the minimum prospective word count will be. I will start writing after you pay this invoice. The remainder of the word count will be paid for in the invoice after the draft is complete.]

Once the chapter is complete, I will calculate word count and invoice for 1/2 the payment before I send the draft to you to be approved. If you desire major changes at this stage (additions or deletions of 100 words+), there will be a surcharge appended. Once approved, I will invoice for the remaining half of the full payment.

Private Commissions: By default, I will provide you with a copy of the story, but I will retain the right to publish it here and on any other site I see fit. If you would like a private commission where I do not post the story myself, an additional charge of .5 cents a word will apply. However, do not repost any story I send to you by yourself without my permission!

Themes I Love:

Bestiality (Dogs, Pigs, Horses, and insects -- especially but not exclusively; Female Human and Male animal only), Breeding/Pregnancy/Birthing, Personality and Body Changes, Corruption, Monstrous Humanoids, Monsters in General, MILFs, tomboys, gokkun/cum-drinking, Mental Suggestion, Incest, Non-con/dub-con/consensual, smegma and grime, and many others. If you want to get a sense of what I enjoy writing about, I encourage you to check out the stories in my archive! and find stories with tags you're interested in!

Canons I Know Well/Enjoy:

Taimanin Asagi, Arknights, Kill La Kill, Metroid, Kantai Collection, Persona 4, Neon Genesis Evangelion/Rebuild of Evangelion, Demon's Souls/Dark Souls 1-3, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Cowboy Bebop, Danmachi, Konosuba, Touhou series, Teen Titans, (early)Resident Evil, Ghost in the Shell, Oshiete! Gyaruko-chan, *Monogatari, Patlabor, and others I can't recall at the moment.

I am happy to write in other canons, but I may need help getting information about the characters and setting from you!

No Goes:

I do my best to accommodate commissioners, so please rest assured I will not kinkshame you in my reply to your email inquiry. I do ask that you be upfront and honest about what you want, though - I'd rather you just ask "Can we include fetish X?" than endless back and forth.

With that said, there are some fetishes that I am not particularly excited by or fond of, or that require me to have fairly compelling reasons to include. Some of these (but not all) include: basic furry characters; self-insert characters; real-life celebrities; lolicon; farting and burping; obesity; and certain types of transformation. If you have a concern that something you're interested might be on the line, just ask.

Hints:

To make things easier for both of us, it helps me if you're specific. Saying "I want to see X character in ahegao" is not that great. Telling me what kinks you like is fine, but it's even better if you tell me exactly what you're thinking of. If you like the kink scene in artist X's doujin Blankety-Blank, link it for me! If you say "I think a story that climaxes with X character falling into corruption" -- that's fine. Anything you can do to give me more to work with makes my part of the job that much easier. The caveat to this is please don't send me 10 page treatments of an idea you've put together. I require a decent amount of creative control, and being given a pretty complete outline and asked to finish it doesn't sit well with me. And please trust me, if I have reservations about your idea, I will let you know.

I hope to hear from you soon!